Tea anyone?

Just a tea-fiend with a penchant for mechanical pencils
  • (I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
  • Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
  • (The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
  • Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
  • Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
  • Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
  • Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
  • (The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
  • Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
modmad: thebohemians-rpsody: Dublin You see, this is what I love about Ireland. Most people would look at that rock and say; “gosh, that’s a pretty cool rock, I wonder how it stays up like that?” No. That is not the right way to do things. The Irish look at that and say; “I’m going to build a house on that fucker.”

modmad:

thebohemians-rpsody:

Dublin

You see, this is what I love about Ireland.

Most people would look at that rock and say; “gosh, that’s a pretty cool rock, I wonder how it stays up like that?”

No. That is not the right way to do things.

The Irish look at that and say; “I’m going to build a house on that fucker.”

(via laughcentre)

eschergirls: insertfail: eschergirls: I’d love for somebody to draw what she’d look like standing up. This was pretty fun: No way I was bothering with all those ruffles. It’s like parts of her left appendages were added to her right ones, leaving her incredibly lop-sided. Also, she seems to have a really dramatic pelvic line. Also-also the lines around her knees are a bit confusing. (Her one finger is bent on her left hand, too.) I do envy that coloring job, though. And one last redraw of that picture (that I took far too long to put up, sorry.)

eschergirls:

insertfail:

eschergirls:

I’d love for somebody to draw what she’d look like standing up.

This was pretty fun:

No way I was bothering with all those ruffles.

It’s like parts of her left appendages were added to her right ones, leaving her incredibly lop-sided. Also, she seems to have a really dramatic pelvic line. Also-also the lines around her knees are a bit confusing. (Her one finger is bent on her left hand, too.)

I do envy that coloring job, though.

And one last redraw of that picture (that I took far too long to put up, sorry.)